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Prologue Recap & Results

Showing that his form has been unrivaled by any previous tour rider, English strongman Jeramia Bishoup shattered the course record and took home not only the cash but the mysterious Corn Nut bonus as well. In front of countless spectators on a pleasant July day, Bishoup assaulted the 4 miles of Trimble Mtn on a scorching pace, setting a new world record of 24 minutes and 26 seconds. A fervor of excitement was in the air as riders arrived and received their starting positions for the opening prologue time trial that would surely forecast the fate of the peloton over the next 9 days. Despite rumors of unexplainable prerace "maintainance'" by the desperate team green squad, the course was in stellar condition providing for maximum suffering and minimum lap times. The cleannies managed a "clean" sweep of the top three, with Buschetti barely breaking the 25 minute barrier and Vimpty in close behind at 25:39. Although the skeptics have been criticizing the Belgian and his new 6 figure bagel contract, today he showed the form that made him a previous tour champion and a man capable of eating a million bagels. Could Vimpty's strong 3rd place finish be foreshadowing a miracuolous come back from the ape blood doping incident? Rounding out the top five were the top two contenders from the team green squad. Italian Joel Maynario, who settled for a heartbreaking 2nd place in last years tour, showed that his "reconstructive" surgery was worth the effort and grabbed fourth place; and close behind was Miguel Carpellini at 26:02. As usual controversy surrounded Carpellini to begin this years tour. Only moments before he was slated to start, a team clean supporter grabbed his bike and disappeared into the throngs of pulsating fans. Carpellini's faithful domestique and man servant, Von Keehner completed his lap in impresssive time, despite a puncture, and provided his bike to Carpellini. Miraculously the spaniard was able to finish in the top 5 despite having to change bikes and suffer the incredible emotional distraut that today's incident caused. Many other contenders were stricken with troubles this afternoon, including a flat tires by the ever squirrly Italian Tomas Jenkini and tour faithful Chris Scott and the road specialist Patrick McMiller suffered a painful crash to dampen his tour hopes. Riders will go home and ponder today's finishes but as we all know the yellow jersey is only safe for a matter of hours, Everyone is subject to the uncontrollable horrors that will confront the riders during both of tomorrows out of category climbs and ruthless decents. 1: Jeremiah Bishop 24.26 2: Paul Bushetti 24.42 3: Jerome Vimpty 25.39 4: Joel Maynario 25.5 5: Miguel Carpellini 26.07 6: Mikael Bvcnis 27.21 7: Tim Richardson 27.27 8: Mikhail Hurlikoff 27.37 9: Chris Scott 28.04 10: Bryan Hall 28.2 11: Ed Dickenson 28.38 12: Patrick McMiller 28.4 13: Billy Armstrong 28.52 14: Mark Myracled 30.06 15: Christi Lhentholo 30.22 16: Josh Vimpty 31.56 17: Sam MuhammedYoder 32.04 18:Kevin Keane 32.19 19: Thomas Jenkini 32.37 20: Ryan Ketchum 35.25 21: Dylan Johnsonia 35.26 22: Jamie Von Keehner 36.15 23: Ken Bell 37.56 24:Lynn Manion 43.4

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Stage 1 Recap & Results

This morning at the Stokesville Church riders of the 2001 Tour De Burg came together to begin the new Buck Mountain Stage. But the real reason to gather at the worship center was to morn the first tour stage in history to leave without Miguel Carpellini. Carpellini annouced his departure late last night after the Substance Raid done by local law enforcements at Team Green's home. Saying that "bling-bling" runs the whole show Miguel Carpellini refused to complete the whole tour but says he will return in later stages "to discipline Team Clean". When the stage did get underway riders were only concentrating on the upcoming climb of Little Bald Knob. No rider exceled the way Paul Bushetti did as he picked his way through the riders and then later found himself entering the Buck Mountain decsent with a comfortable lead. Not far behind on Little Bald Knob was a chasing group of Mike Compraro, Jeramia Bishoup, Jerome Vimpty and Mikael Bvcnisand then first of these two riders would later find themselves with flat tires, which seem to plauge the majority of the field. But all riders later found themselves battling the new cut trail for the final run to Hearthstone Lake. Bushetti would find himselft at this lake side resort first with a finishing time of 1 Hour and 23 minutes and taking the first time section of Stage One. The departure from this popular resort to time section two would be under protest after the race, racers are still gathering together to find the guilty party involved with premature start. No matter what the committee finds out there will be no disputing Paul Bushetti's fitness as he powered his way up the Sand Springs Climb to the summitt of Hearthstone Ridge. The only riders to even remain close to his demanding pace were the popular British rider Jeramia Bishoup,Jerome Vimpty and the veteran Mike Compraro. When the second time section came to completion and the bone jarring descent was over a new tour leader emerged. Paul Bushetti is no stranger to leading the Tour and is confident that his power house road team of Andy Rhodes and Bill McCarrick will lead him to victory during the Stage 2 assault on Reddish Knob; allowing him to remain in the leaders jersey. No matter what happens this evening in the late hours riders will not be able to deny that the tour has just started and that there is still eight stages 1. Paul Bushetti 5:24:00 2. Jerome Vimpty 5:32:09 3. Jeramia Bishoup 5:33:04 4. Mikael Bvcnis 5:45:47 5. Chris Scott 5:49:10 6. Tomas Jenkini 5:52:21 7. Ed Dickenson 5:56:42 8: Mikhail Hurlikoff 5:58:57 9. Jamie Von Keekhner 6:00:16 10. Bryan Hall 6:05:20 11. Chris Lhentholo 6:06:28 12. Mark Myracled 6:06:49 13. Josh Vimpty 6:17:30 14: Kevin Keane 6:20:12 15: Ryan Ketchum 6:24:00

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Stage 2 Recap & Results

Riders were awakened this morning by terrential rains and lightening . This stormy weather would be the cause of a large number of riders abandoning the GC before the start of Stage 2. For the first time in this year's tour, racers put away their mountain bikes and switched to the thin tire machines. The first of the day three sprints would take place in the once booming metropolis of Stokesville. With three km to go before the Dr. Pepper sprint line, Team Green intiated a brutal pace that road legend Andy Rhodes would soon take over. But when it came down to the final meters nobody was faster then the Brit Jeremiah Bishop, who would collect the 1st of his three sprint bonuses for the day. Just behind tall slender Bishop was the endurance legend from Norway Chris Scott and a meter behind was Ireland's sprinting sensation, Patrick McMiller. The parade pace would take the riders along the North River Gorge and lead them to the resort of Elkhorn Lake; here the "Assault on Reddish Knob" would begin. This 2500 foot climb would be contested mostly on the fire roads of the George Washington National Forest along the border of West Virginia. Along this scenic border, two riders would emerge with a demanding lead; Paul Bushetti and Jeremiah Bishop. Behind them two other battles were forming, consisting of Jerome Vimpty and Mikael Bvcnis as well as McMiller and Jenkini. When the lead duo of Bushetti and Bishop reach the final 1/2 mile pavement section the thousands of spectators knew a final sprint would determine the victor. Knowing that this climb slipped through his hands last year Bushetti went the extra effort and barely nipped his rival who he had been with for the past hour. Even though the two would end with the same time of 1:06:00 Bushetti knew he had won the prestigous climb to Reddish Knob. Rounding out the three new podium spots were Jermone Vimpty, Mikael Bvcnis and McMiller. With his podium finish the Irishman would show the world that his climbing game is becoming as strong as his sprinting powers making him a man to watch in the upcoming stages. The Peloton would regroup after the technical pavement descent of Reddish Knob and begin their way to the second sprint line of the day. Road sensation Andy Rhodes would once again string out the pack, but this proved only to help Bishop take his second sprint victory of the day and accumlated another minute time bonus. Taking the 30 second bonus and 15 second bonus would be the Italian Pony Jenkini and the man from Keezeltonia Dylan Johnsonia. To end what had become a sweltering day Bishop would walk away with his 3rd sprint victory with Rhodes and Buchness close on his wheel. Soon after the race, GC leader Paul Bushetti, expressed his concerns over tomorrow's technical stage on Massanutten Mountain. But the biggest news that stunned the reporter filled press room was the departure of Team Green's domestique Kevin Keane. Keane told the crowd that his departure was due to the "lack of participation" of Team Green's leader Carpellini. Carpellini still has yet to make a statement or appearence since his fifth place finish during Friday's Prolouge. The remaining riders will enjoy their second day of no traveling and begin preparing for tomorrow's technical stage 3. 1. Jeramia Bishop 5:11:00 2. Paul Bushetti 5:14:00 3. Mikael Bvcnis 5:17:55 4. Jermoe Vimpty 5:18:10 5. Patrick McMiller 5:22:15 6. Tomas Jenkini 5:23:34 7. JacqueStrap Gezttier 5:24:25 8. Dylan Johnsonia 5:24:56 9. Chris Scott 5:26:10 10. Tim Richardson 5:30:20 11. Joel Marynario 5:30:20 12: Andy Rhodes 5:30:40 13: Bernd Aus Kopf 5:38:36 14. Michael Compraro 5:38:36 15. Christi Lhentholo 5:38:36 16. Ryan Ketchum 5:44:00 17. Kevin Keane 5:44:00

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Stage 3 Recap & Results

Confusion and controversy surrounded tody's stage as it rolled out of Shenandoah Bicycle Company well behind the scheduled 2pm departure time. Jenkini, the orchestrater of the stage was absent, reported due fear of another humiliating defeat on his home turf, instead West Viriginian Tim Sherman Richardson was sent to show his superior technical form on this "line picking" course. Also absent from s today's stage is Miguel Carplellini, despite a promise made to team members to return to the tour. Caprellini attended the mandatory medical safety chack, but did not appear at the starting line for the stage. Norweigan Chris Scott inherited the responsibility of guiding the peleton along the route using the adage "follow your nose" when all else failed. Jay Duffy, joins the tour today after missing the previous stages due to contractual commitments with underground figures in New jersey. The rest of the peleton are wary of the cocky American's strong pedealing form and bold descending skills. Also joing the tour are Larry Campagnolo from Italy and Steve Vierstein from Bavaria. Rumor has it that these characters were recruited by Team Green in a desperate move to thwart the relentless attacks by Team Clean member Bushetti and Bishoup. The peleton followed contry roads to Massanutten Mountain and stops to regroupd at the top of "Nut" ridge over looking the popular four season resort. Massanutten reportedly pormised a hefty sum for the right to host today's stage, but the money was never received. George Willetts, spokesman for the resort reported that the fudning had been seized to cover certain expeneses incurred by Team Green. Despite this controversy, Willets joins the tour at the overlook. The first timed section follows the extrememly technical Massanutten ridge up to Kaylor's Knob then descends on the steep twisty single track to Boones Run. This is the stage for the technical riders to shine as the climbers will have little opportunity to showcase their talent. Bishoup, Bushetti, Duffy and Vimpty got the jump on the rest of the field and quickly built a sizeable gap in the technical singletrack. Sadly trouble beset Bushetti in the form of a flat tire, despite the predictions of the usually reliable magic 8-ball. Bishoup went on to win this stage, followed by Vimpty and Dylan Johnsonia, who made strong moves on the ridge to pass through much of the peleton. After the completion of the first timed stage, confusion set in once again as the group did not know what Jenkini had intended to do next. It was rumored that Jenkini had intended for tthe peleton to descend the treacherous Fridley's Gap downhill. Perhaps that is exactly the reason for sending techincal master Richardson instead of Jenkini on this stage.. What better way to discard the competition than to send them down a trail that could lead to their dimise. Scott decided to cancel the second time segment of the stage due to the potential danger as well as the fact that he did not want to pedal hard anymore. The stage ended with a squirelly sprint on the way back to town. Determined to stop Bishoup's dominance in the green jersey competition, Josh Vimpty attempted to box in Bishoup. However Bishoup gave Josh a stiff arm, crossed his tire, and exploded through the peleton to win the sprint, followed closely by Duffy and Jerome Vimpty. Riders will go back to their hotels knowing that todays technical stage is nothing compared to what is waiting for them tomarrow on Elliots Knob. 1. Jeramia Bishoup 0:00 2. Jerome Vimpty 2:12 3. Jay Duffy 2:34 4. Dylan Johnsonia 3:33 5. Tim Richardson 4:56 6. Mikael Bvcnis 5:20 7. Paul Bushetti 5:47 8. Chris Scott 5:57 9. Larry Camp 7:14 10. George Willets 7:48 11. Pat Miller 8:32 12. Josh Vimpty 9:20 13. Steve Viers 13:01

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Stage 4 Recap & Results

Today's stage was delayed due to the intense afternoon thunderstorms that rolled into the Shenandoah Valley. This delay however allowed new comer Jeff Chang to make his first appearance in the 2001 Tour. Chang is said to be using this year's tour as a training session for later season one day classics like the "Rowdy Dawg" and "Potts Mountain". When stage 4 finally rolled underway the peleton was treated to sunny skys while headed south into the Deefield Valley. The break in the weather only showcased the looming Elliots Knobs and it's peak that stood 3000 foot above the valley floor. When the first time section got underway an immediate division of the peleton formed, their was the lead group who had decided to attack the 4800 foot summit and they rest who wished only to survive. The main players of Bishoup, Bushetti, Vimpty and Duffy had to deal with constant attacks from each other along this long fireroad section. Well behind the lead group another battled was forming as Mark's Bike Shop Team of Johnsonia and McMiller continually attacked Jenkini and Bvcnis. No matter what was happening on this easy grade fire road the riders would all have to deal with the grassing steep climbs that would bring them to the feared Elliots Knob. Every rider entered the end of the first time section cursing the thorns and nettles while blood dripped from their arms and legs. The rider who had it the worst was leader Jeramia Bishoup who had the duty of "making a path" through this unused terrain. His finish time of just over 51 minutes would allow him to keep working the lead for the overall GC. Not far behind was the cocky American Duffy with Bushetti and Vimpty finishing before the hour time mark. Dylan Johnsonia was starting to come appart on the last steep climbs allowing Bcvnis to escape but still holding off Jenkini. Knowing that the difficult sections had not been seen riders regroup and discussed the treacherous conditions they were all about to experience. Leading into the second time section was Vimpty who last year captured the lead of the tour on this very same stage. Bishoup tried to stay with Vimpty with hopes of seperating himself from Bushetti, but he would lose touch of the eventual stage winner. Behind the lead duo a group of three consisting of Scott, Johnsonia and Jenkini were taking turns trying to clean the repeated rocky sections. Jenkini would take over the lead of this group only to become victim of a flat tire. Johnsonia gap over Scott on the Crawford Mountain "hike-a-bikes" would prove pointless and he would later missed the turn to the Chimney Hollow Trail where he would be later joined by lost team McMiller. Johnsonia later said he did not know they had done any hike-a-bikes which was the reason for his confusion. With a winning margain of over 6:00 minutesVimpty proved that he has recovered from this year's blood doping incident. Tour directors are going through the record books now to see if this is the largest time gap ever for a time section of any tour stage. Riders left today's finishing line on Route 250 bleeding, llimping and smiling knowing they had accomplished the most brutal stage of the 2001 Tour. Tomarrow the thin tire bikes will once be used as the remaining tour riders battle over 5 climbs that range from Cat. 3 to Above Hors. 1. Jerome Vimpty 0:00 2. Jeramia Bishoup 1:22 3. Jay Duffy 11:55 4. Paul Bushetti 12:33 5. Mikael Bvcnis 23:11 6. Chris Scott 24:03 7. Tomas Jenkini 25:48 8. Dylan Johnsonia 35:22 9. Pat McMiller 40:35 10. Larry Camp 44:14 11. Steve Viers 49:32 12. Jeff Chang 1:00:00

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Stage 5 Recap & Results

Two years ago the Tour De Burg was plagued with temperatures over 100 degrees but this year the weather has been perfect with low humidity and cool temperatures. These ideal conditions have only made the tour pace faster and more brutal, this was never more evident then during today's stage five road event. The new host town of New Market brought the media out in masses which created delays in the departure of the peleton. Soon after 3:30 pm EST, the riders rolled north on Route 11 into a gusty headwind before heading north east on route 730. This is were the first time section would begin as the riders enter a six mile section of pave'. A lead group formed but three riders could not make the brake so Jenkini, Scott and Change would be force to battle this first climb individually. Up front disater struck road legend Andy Rhodes as his protype road frame cracked forcing him out of stage five early. This left four riders: Bushetti, Bishoup, Vimpty and All American Duffy, to battle out the mountain top finish near Tucker Gap. Team Green member Duffy would fine himself fighting low air pressure (in the rear tire not the lungs) which left Bushetti making a break at the water feed zone against GC leader Bishoup. Bushetti would receive the first time section win but would gain any time toward regaining the GC lead. The first and only sprint lead was over a high speed river bridge near Edinberg. The sprint speed that made Duffy famous in last year's tour would bring him to victory over the river bridge with Bishoup and Vimpty picking up the other two time bonuses. What riders saw next was the western wall of Massanutten Mountain, a 1000 foot climb mostly contested on pave' with countless switchbacks. These switchbacks proved to steep for the support vehicles would have to find an alternative route to the finish line in Fort Valley. This lack of support would prove fatal to Bishoup and Duffy who would be force to fix their own flats which occured on the high speed pave' descent. Bushetti notched his second win for the day but more importantly took a valuable four minutes out of the GC lead of Bishoup. Seen back in the pack were the decending skills of Scott who bridge the gap to finishing with Armstrong and Mikael Bvcnis. At the feed zone in Fort Valley in looked like a bad red neck campsite with chocolate milk, potatoe chips and soda containers lining the course. This type of fuel might have been what gave Jenkini the short lived section three break away. Hoping one or two Team Green members would join, the Italian Pony made a solo attack 2 miles before the 8 mile pave' climb to New Market Gap. Just before reaching the forest section of Lions Tale the chasing group went by Jenkini like a convict from the cops. Team Clean exercise the pain with Bushetti at the lead where he would remain until most riders begged for mercy. Bishoup saw this display of power as an opportunity to later break away which he did on the last steep section before the final 500 foot descent to Route 211. Duffy was close on the Brit's wheel but would settle for second with Bushetti droolling in for third. Tomarrow willl be a short and new stage as riders attack Second Mountain at one minute intervals for the individual time trail. Team Green has contacted their lawyer Ryan Ketchum to investigate the foul play by Team Clean in both cases of Duffy's flats and Rhodes mysterious frame failure. When contacted late last night Ketchum yelled, "I will come down and bring justice to Team Clean" . 1. Paul Bushetti 0:00 2. Jeramia Bishoup 3:32 3. Jerome Vimpty 5:14 4. Mikael Bvcnis 8:31 5. Billy Armstrong 9:40 6. Chris Scott 12:09 7. Jay Duffy 12:41 8. Tomas Jenkini 12:52 9. Jeff Chang 34:25 10. Andy Rhodes DNF

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Stage 6 Recap & Results

The tour switched back to mountain bikes today, riding from town out to Second Mountain. New to the tour today was Oliver Quinn, who was personally responsible for many of the questionable and scary stutters in the peleton's sporadic pace. Also rejoining the tour today was Jamie VonKeener, Mike Hurly and former Team Green Leader Michael Carpelini. All of these rider's fresh legs and skittish road skills contributed to a extremely nervous peleton. At one time Quinn and Hurley almost wrecked into oncoming traffic and onto the pavement. After a stern speech from Thomas Jenkini, the two continued to be squirly at the request of Carpelini. Carpelini seemed to be mad about the recent Jenkini-led coup that over through him. When asked about his current alliances, he mumbled something about the bling, bling and the lack of cyclist willing to volunteer to enter the drug tent. Ken Bellerina strutted his stuff on his second stage in this years tour tying Carpelini's weak no show attempt in this years tour. This was the second and final time trial for this year's tour. The Director Sportife decided to have the non-racers start first followed by the reverse order of the GC. Jay Duffy started first and quickly realized the horrible condition of the course. Fresh gravel covered much of the first part of the climb and the remaining miles had a sand like consistency because a bull dozer had recently been through. When asked about the trail conditions, local resident Mark Nissely, said: "I have not seen any of my employees in a week, I hoped that by making the climb as discouraging as possible that at least one of my employees would show up tomorrow; I mean, I've got a lot of bikes to build, and I can't run the shop by myself." Bishoup ended up taking the stage, his superior climbing skills and tree hiding skills allowed him to catch many of the people in front of him. When passing, in an attempt to save oxygen, he silently moved past the slower riders. Paul Bushetti and Jerome Vimpty, other contenders, lost valuable oxygen and time by saying hello to the riders they passed. Team Mark's Bike Shop has continued their assault on Team SBC, after flatting their rivals tire prior to today's stage, they brought themselves to within 20 seconds of SBC. Their assault began on the Kaylors knob stage when the Keezletonian crashed SBC's Richardson and has yet to culminate….look for more team tactics to play havoc in this battle as we ebb towards the end of this years tour. 1. Jeramia Bishoup 0:00 2. Paul Bushetti 2:20 3. Joel Maynario 4:10 4. Jerome Vimpty 4:30 5. Dylan Johnsonia 4:49 6. Mikhail Hurlikoff 7:10 7. Mikel Bcvnis 10:07 8. Chris Scott 16:10 9. Oliver Quinn 18:30 10.. Pat Miller 18:30 11. Michael Carpellini 23:40 12. Ken Bell 30:00 13.Jamie VonKeehner 30:00 14. Tomas Jenkini 30:00 15. Jeff Chang 30:00

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Stage 7 Recap & Results

The riders arrived back in Harrisonburg late last night after a long travel day to the western side of Woodstock, the town know for it's Super Walmart. There was one rider who did not even make it to the start line, defending tour champion Jerome Vimpty. His Team Clean teammate Paul Bushetti also exited the GC after the first time section of Stage 7. Both riders are not commenting on thier departure from the tour which leaves us to speculate that they were scared of a Team Green comeback as reinforcements arrived from Northern Virginia to as far south as Georgia. But those who did survive the seventh stage were taught a lesson about technical riding by Keezeltonian Dylan Johnsonia. After finishing just behind GC leader Bishoup on the first time section along the Big Schlous Ridge, Johnsonia took over the day with the fastest time after dominating the thin ridge line along the Great North Mountain. Johnsonia brought home his first tour stage win ever and in celebration he was seen parading the streets of Keezeltonia in his new Red, White and Blue skin suit that represents his countries colors. We will give more reports of this stage later but for now all we know is that as the tour comes close to an end riders are hanging on by a thin wire. Who will prevail? Will Team Clean's Bishoup be able to hang on for the win or will the presure from Team Green be too much!! For stage 8 riders will bring out their road bikes for the last time and enter the Wild, Wonderful State of West Virginia, stopping at land marks like Sugar Grove and Confederate Breastworks. The end is near! 1. Dylan Johnsonia 0:00 2. Jeramia Bishoup 3:59 3. Tim Richardson 6:00 4: Mikel Bcvnis 7:12 5. Oliver Quinn 11:41 6. Josh Vimpty 11:59 7: Chris Scott 12:29 8. Kevin Keane 19:38

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Stage 8 Recap & Results
Stage nine, the third and final road stage of the 2001 Tour de Burg. Originally scheduled for Wednesday, the West Virginia road stage was moved to Saturday in order to make it easier for spectators to watch the classic Reddish Knob ascent. At times the crowd swelled to five deep near the top of the climb; written on the pavement were words of encouragement for the riders: "Vive la Italia" and "Hurry up you ponies". New to the tour today was kiwi Matt Lenahike, who vowed to destroy the climb after Brit Jeramiah Bishoup talked about colonialism and the British Empire. The riders approached the climb slowly, knowing the next five miles would be grueling. First to attack was Irishman Patrick McMiller who went off the front while the Asian Train, Jeff Change blocked for him. Minutes later McMiller was joined by Bishoup, Italian Maynaro and the always dangerous road legend Andy Rhodes. The chasers quickly dropped McMiller and continued their fast pace over the mountain. At the top of the climb the pavement turned to gravel and the riders prepared for a seven mile decent on one of West Virginia's beautiful dirt roads. Because of the bumpy conditions and tight turns team tacticts would do little to propel riders. Not flatting was the main objective, though few riders achieved this goal. Consumed by pinch flats were: Richardson, Mikel Becvnis (x3), Rhodes (x3), O. Quinn (x2), and Bishoup. McMiller passed Bishoup on the final downhill; Bishoup tried to follow McMiller's line, but flatted yards away from the finish. McMiller's win was a major step for Team Green's rider development program. After the riders regrouped and ate, they began their ascent of l'alp de Vild, the famous category one climb. After the climb the peloton powered along for 20 miles of the most beautiful road this country has to offer. Grahm Watson was going to photograph this section, but a rival tour in Europe offered him slightly more money. Andy Rhodes recovered from his punctures and pulled the pelaton for the next forty miles. At times the other riders had to tell Rhodes to slow down as he was dropping many riders. Rhodes later said he wanted to get to home so he could resign his contract with Team Green/Mr. J's Bagels. Although Tour organizers were disappointed by Watson's absence, the director sportife received a phone call later that evening from OLN executives who wanted to dedicate live coverage to the tour next year. Said OLN Executive Ronald Lang: "We want to cover events that are not tainted by drug use and abuse, the Tour De Burg seems to fit this requirement well. The athletes are not just great riders, but are open and honest about what they put in their bodies." 1. Pat McMiller 0:00 2. Jeramia Bishoup 0:05 3. Joel Maynario 1:02 4.Matt Lenahike 1:27 5. 1 :48 Chris Scott 3:13 6. Tim Richardson 6:15 7. Bryan Hall 7:20 8.Steve Vier 10:13 9. Mikael Bvcnis 15:15 10. Jamie VonKeehner 15:52 11. Christi Lhentholo 25:37 12. Jeff Chang 29:22 13.Christain Quinn 30:00 14. Oliver Quinn 30:00 15. Andy Rhodes 30:00

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Stage 9 Recap & Results

The final day of the tour put riders in yet another surreal Stage. The sticky green carpet amid the lush green ferns was the tell tale sign of the pain that team Green would dish out on this memorable day. Thomas Jenkini who was set to take SBC on to victory in the team GC suffered a critical blow to his hopes with a mentacanical, a sort of mental mechanical he had running from Saturday night to the race start on Sunday morning. After the dust settled around Jenkini he found himself a proud man engaged to be married. Jenkini, at the awards ceremony said, " this years tour has been a great experience, but now that I am marrying my coach Julie, I will be twice as strong next year and a force to be reckoned with". Billy Armstrong, the Texan representing Mark's Bike Shop in the final stage, sneered at Jenkini saying, "old man freeride we will meet again another day and you will not find such an easy way out!" Team Green played the Peloton like a fiddle from the start along the Shenandoah Mountain Trail. Chris Scott Team Greens leader on the trail distracted the Peloton with 3 flats within the 1st hour. "He should receive an Oscar for his performance", declared Oliver Quinn his Lieutenant as he hung back and appeared to be assisting Scott. Since all the team cars have TV's the Peloton was transfixed on Scott and his difficulties while Von Keehner led out the the Russian Mikhail Hurlikoff. Von Keehner launched Hurlikoff at the saddle of Benson Hollow and the peloton was unable to respond in time to limit their damages. Hurlikoff soloed to Jerkemtight almost 10 minutes clear to claim the stage victory. The Peloton rolled in slowly aloof to what had just happen knowing that is was the end of the tour and Team Green did infact hand them a proper beating. Later in the evening at the $1500 a plate awards banquet at the Sol de Wolfe, Hurlikoff received the award for the most devastating stage victory in tour history. Patrick McMiller the feisty Irishman received the award for the most aggressive stage victory as a result of his Stage 8 upset of Jeremia Bishoup on the above catagorie climb over Shenandoah Mountain and down the legandry above categorie descent into Sugar Grove on the famed dirt roads. McMillar said, " I give my victory to my fans who must of seen me on the front page of the Saturday morning paper and cheered 3 deep for me up and over the climb and all the way down the 5 mile descent, it will be a memorable experience of my 1st grand tour". Bishoup, Bvcnis, and Scott stood on the podium in that order and saluted their fellow riders while wondering, what if Vimpty and Bushetti had not cracked this year, would we still be on the Podium? The team GC title went to the crew of Marks Bike Shop as Patrick McMillar, Billy Armstrong, Dylan Johnsonia, and Josh Vimpty declared themselves a powerhouse for yet another year. 1. Mikhail Hurlikoff 0:00 2. Jamie VonKeehner 9:32 3. Mikael Bvcnis 11:44 4. Oliver Quinn 5. Jeramia Bishoup 16:15 6. Paul Bushetti 16:30 7. Billy Armstrong 16:33 8. Matt16:34 9. Erik A. 17:44 10. Christi Lhentholo 21:58 11. Ryan Ketchum 24:13 12. Chris Scott 25.30 14. Kristin 25:40 Back to Schedule Final General Classifiation: 1. Jeramia Bishoup 0.00 2. Mikael Bvcnis 1:25:06 3. Chris Scott 1:58:59 4. Mark's 1:59:45 Back to Schedule